by Tyler Adams
So this weekend we get to find out if people still care to go see a sequel that's taken nine years to be made. The first Sin City was so damn impressive due to it's originality, so I'm curious to see how A Dame To Kill For fares in a sea of visually aggressive movies.
Well, this goes to show that I can't just make great trailers appear. The five new trailers this week are all downers of a sort, just believe that in the future they will start to show trailers from next Summer... I hope.
OPENING THIS WEEKEND
If I Stay RED LIGHT
"I don't know if the title is a statement or a question. Either way: No."
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For GREEN LIGHT
"Jessica Alba as a Stripper: Part Two."
When the Game Stands Tall GREEN LIGHT
"Nothing we ever do will matter as much as it does right here, right now in High School."
COMING SOON
Annabelle YELLOW LIGHT
"Remember that cool, moody sequence at the beginning of The Conjuring? Well we expanded it and took away all the cool, moody stuff."
Automata YELLOW LIGHT
"I, Robot... Again."
The Devil's Hand RED LIGHT
"If there isn't a point in the movie where they show us the Devil's hand, I'm going to be pretty upset. Just joking, I'll never watch this."
Men, Women & Children YELLOW LIGHT
"I had to Google Puppies, Kittens & Rainbows just to counter the low I got from this trailer."
White Bird in a Blizzard YELLOW LIGHT
"I was hoping this was somehow about Warcraft or Diablo... it wasn't."
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